Charlotte Kill Part One

 Name Confusion

When Kerri Kill banned her daughter Charlotte, how was she supposed to know that thirteen years later it would be used as the nickname of one of the top assassins? However, ignorance is bliss as they say! Until they end up getting kidnapped by an infamous stereotypical evil organisation with a very original name.

Well, let's start right at the beginning, for Charlotte Kill, the girl not the assassin. No, we'll get to her later. One, seemingly insignificant day, when Charlotte was on the latter half of thirteen going on fourteen. She went on a long walk that she was not coming back from.

She wanted to clear her head, her best friend and boyfriend were in the heat of their third argument of the day. She had wondered why on earth they had not split up by now. Seriously,  one moment they were incapable of getting their hands off each other and the next they seemed to be at each other's throats! Part of her was afraid that one would kill the other in the end and another wondered what kept them together.

This would frustrate her beyond belief! This was why she needed to clear her head. So she took her out door coat and her rucksack. Then soon closed the door to avoid getting involved in their argument. 

"And I'll feed you to a dead stuffed pig!" She shouted making Charlotte highly a little.

Aisha doesn't half make the most funniest threats when she's angry! 

She had once told her this once she had told him that she would turn him into perfume and spray him all over bull dung! Another time she said that she would fire him into a rocket so far that he would be four thousand worlds away.

She then was so lost in her own thoughts that she did not see the black van with black tinted windows. (Why is it always black? Why could it not be red or white or blue or pink?) It slowly drove up to her from behind. (Totally inconspicuous) It then drove up next to her. She then felt a song in her neck. She felt like there was something in there. She then pulled it out only to reveal that there was a dart there. (Why always a dart? Why not lace some beautiful flowers?) Her last thought before she passed out was; What the-? She did not even get to finish the thought before she fell into a group of men in black gear and helmets.

They put her quickly in the van and drove off. With many witnesses one would think that they would call the police but they were too busy doing whatever it was they were doing. There was one woman on the phone,  however she was too busy being told off by her mother despite being in her late forties.

"Blimme! Didn't the report say that she's supposed to be in her late twenties?" One henchman said.

"Yeah why?" Said another.

"Well she looks far too young!"

"Maybe she's a lolli? Like in that movie!"

"Jace, we really need to get you a girlfriend."

"But I have a-"

"That's real."

At this he remained silent and turned pale while he tied her up. They drove on and spoke no more. This was a long and dull drive. So let's cut to the integration that always followed. Charlotte woke quite afraid and confused. She could feel that her hands were bound and light was blinding her eyes. She saw nothing but shady figures that clearly had nothing better to do than watch her, waiting for this very moment when she woke.

"Oi! Wake up!"

"W-where am I?"

"Well,  well,  well,  well,  well,  well!"

"That's a lot of wells. Wanna donate any?"

"Girl, I am the head of evil organization! Why would I ever be caught doing that?"

"To help you look in the mirror?"

"I look in the mirror perfectly well, thank you very much!"

"Is that why you're a virgin?"

"Dillen, I'll have you know that I lost that in my mother's room. Poor woman, father thought she was cheating on him. Which I fueled to a point that they got divorced." He boasted with a laugh.

They then returned their attention to Charlotte.

"Anyhow, if it isn't the infamous assassin Charlotte Kill. My name is Roger Rogan, head of the evil organization called… Evil Organization."

"Hur? You called it…"

He shrugged.

"I know, personally I wanted The Spider!"

"Which, we all agreed, is just tacky."

"Then why not cobra?"

"Taken, and copyrighted."

"By who?"

"D.C."

"Wait, they have an evil organization!?"

"Yes, now,  back to Charlotte Kill. Tell me, how does feel finally being the mouse?"

"F-finally? What?"

"I told you, now, tell me,  how does it feel to be finally caught between a rock and a hard place?"

"I don't even know what's going on?"

"Please! Don't play dumb, we know who you are." He said as he leaned in close to her.

She blinked stupidly.

"Wait a second, why are you in a school uniform? And did the file say that she has big breasts too?"

"Yeah why?"

"Then why has she got a flat chest?" He asked. "Who are you?"

"Charlotte Kill."

"I mean your real name."

"That is my real name!"

"Oh. Ohhh!" He said with slightly grimacing. "Well, well, well looks like we have the wrong girl. No,  the one that we're after is a woman whose nickname is Charlotte Kill. Tell me, did any of you read the file?"

"I skimmed it!"

"No."

"Well, well, well! There you have it!" He said, clapping his hands. "I am so sorry about this. It seems that the incompetence of my men has caused you to not only see too much buy also hear too much."

"So can I go home now?"

He laughed.

"No,  you have seen too much. Also, as the head of Evil Organization, why would I ever do that?"